My Wife is a Psychic

“I wasn’t even this scared the last time the saintess was having a sacrificing ritual. I’ve really seen a ghost today…” One of the maidservants clutched her chest in fear. She felt that Jiang Xi was even scarier than the saintess! She even felt that the saintess’ legs would go soft when she saw Jiang Xi in this state.

Jiang Xi walked around the saintess’ palace and realized that the ceremony was about to begin. A group of old men in white robes with white hair and beards were busy making arrangements.

“Take the other female phoenixes away. Oh right, where’s Dafeng?” A white-robed old man suddenly asked.

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At this time, Dafeng, who had successfully reincarnated and had eaten itself so much that it could not even fly, stood at Jiang Xi’s feet like a pheasant. It cawed from time to time. The old man glanced at it and then looked away without stopping.

Dafeng was taken by Lord Yun to find the person with heaven’s blight person. That person is going to marry the saintess next month, but Lord Yun still did not bring Dafeng back,” One of the men in white answered.

Jiang Xi raised his eyebrows. So Lord Yun was the imperial preceptor.

“That can’t be. Dafeng has been raised by us for so many years. It has been drinking spring water from the snowy mountains and eating the thousand-year-old Snow Lotus and ten-thousand-year-old Divine Grass. It hasn’t been back for such a long time. It should be too hungry.” As soon as the old man finished speaking, the phoenix, that was standing by Jiang Xi’s feet, slowly farted.

The phoenix pointed its butt at the group of idiots and its face turned red with anger! It ate meat, and it loved to eat meat!

It was true that phoenixes held grudges, but it was also true that they loved to eat meat. The first time it left Xilan Nation, it was taken away by Lord Yun. A female phoenix also left with it. Dafeng felt that its life in Xilan Nation was not bad. It had a wife that it liked and more than ten phoenixes to be its concubines. Of course, its most beloved was still the female phoenix that left with it. Later, Lord Yun took it for a ritual, but it was stolen by a child who was only a few years old. At that time, it did not resist. After all, the child who stole it seemed to be an acquaintance of Lord Yun. Then, the child gave them to a little girl.

The little girl looked very familiar. Most importantly, when Dafeng looked at her, he actually had a faint feeling of submission! This was something that had never happened before, not even in front of the saintess! At that time, it felt very strange. It saw the little girl touch its head and then touch the wings of the female hoenix beside it, and she muttered, “Which one is fatter? Which one is better?” The little girl picked it up and shook it, then pouted in disgust. “The meat is too old.”

After saying that, the little girl picked up the female phoenix and walked into the forest. By the time she brought the female phoenix out again, the female phoenix’s beautiful feathers were already gone. It was bald and its head drooped down, its tender flesh exposed in the air. Dafeng eyes immediately reddened. It wailed and directly rushed towards the little girl. Who knew that the little girl would scold it, “Sit down!”

With a squeak, Dafeng fell from the sky and hit the ground head first, plunging into the soil! It felt as if its wings weighed a thousand pounds and it could not lift them up at all. Soon after, it was picked up by the little girl and hung next to the barbeque rack. It watched helplessly as she cut open the female phoenix’s stomach and hung it on the barbeque rack. It kept turning and she even brushed honey on it! When the outer layer was golden and oily, she got up and found some bottles and jars of seasoning to sprinkle on it. Not long after, the golden phoenix meat began to emit a strange fragrance, and Dafeng felt that it couldn’t move its eyes away.

The little girl pulled out a roasted wing and gnawed on it until her mouth was full of oil. She even sighed with a satisfied face. It was simply… It was simply a cruel torture! At that time, Dafeng’s looked at her helplessly. It could not remember that its wife was being roasted. Then, the little girl packed up the meat that she could not finish and threw the bones to it, as if she was feeding a dog… Dafeng lowered its noble head and gnawed on the bone with tears streaming down its face… ‘My wife, why are your bones so delicious? Why has no one ever told me that the bones of female phoenixes are so fragrant!’